I am nasty

This is our fitted bed sheet after it was washed:
sheet_before

Yes, the same sheet. The top part is the normal color. The bottom part is where I lay. Yes, that’s after washing.

I ran the sheets through again, this time using hot water, the fiercest mode available, real bleach, and detergent with color-safe bleach. Not much better:
sheet_after

Yuck. This is a 100% cotton sheet set. My wife’s side is pristine.

Yes, I bathe daily.

  1. Alex says:

    Pre-soak in soapy water. Thats what laundry tubs are for.

  2. Leann says:

    Billy Mays would suggest Oxiclean… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OxiClean

  3. Patrick says:

    Or quit hanging out with all of those Republicans. They can make you feel awfully dirty pretty quickly, and maybe they are… :-P

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