We went to Alec’s school and saw his class’s drawings and stories. They were all about Kindergarten-appropriate topics. Flowers, car rides with mom, bright colors, rainbows, etc.
…except, of course, for my son, who drew death, volcanoes, fire, and hellish colors:
I was way freaking impressed.
…and it’s right!
New imagery of my front yard, probably from October 2008:
Those are all Republicans.
Google also knows my across-the-street neighbors’ opinions about my signs. Look where they faced their signs. (Hint: Google camera’s straight-on view means they’re not facing drivers!)
Silly liberals!
See the whole scene for yourself. Pan around to see my neighbors.
I like the name “swine flu.”
Why? Some think that pork meat harbors the flu. Sorry, doesn’t work that way.
But I like this misperception. If people stop buying pork, that means a glut of bacon, which means lower bacon prices, which means MORE BACON FOR AREN! Bacon breakfast, bacon sandwiches, bacon ice cream, bacon, bacon, bacon!
Heck, let’s rename the flu. Call it “bacon lung.”
Mmm, bacon.
Left wing coworker: [gives link to a book alleging moral lapses of individual Republicans]
Me: Yeah, ‘cuz Democrats are totally bland and uninteresting, right?
Left wing coworker: Um, no. Dude, stop comparing the pantheon of *current*, corrupt republicans with the relatively small (if they even exist) corrupt dems. I’m calling bullshit on you on this. Sorry, but that’s the way it is. Stop trying to play this b.s. with me.
Me: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH. “relatively small” amount of corrupt dems? HAHAHAHAH. Maybe only because there are relatively less of them in DC!
Left wing coworker: Very well, start naming them. I’m waiting.
Me: Here you go:
And this is just on the national level.
Left wing coworker: Oh give me a break.
